THE DECREPIT HOTEL THAT SMELLS LIKE BODY ODOR

As I walked up many stairs
And entered the hotel

I checked in at reception
And was hit with such a smell


And in my room the stench increased

Like armpit was the air

And even on the towels
There was body odor there


The lobby's coffee reeked of it

The carpets creaked with age
It felt quite like a nursing home
I wanted to burn sage


The bedding smelled like B.O.

Like a perfume was the smell
If eau de B.O. was for sale

The source is this hotel


And so the moral of this song

I certainly propose

Is do not sleep in any place
You need to hold your nose


And in my room the stench increased

Like armpit was the air

And even on the towels
There was body odor there


And in my room the stench increased

Like armpit was the air

And even on the towels
There was body odor there

The lobby's coffee reeked of it

The carpets creaked with age
It felt quite like a nursing home
I wanted to burn sage


The bedding smelled like B.O.

Like a perfume was the smell
If eau de B.O. was for sale

The source is this hotel


And so the moral of this song

I certainly propose

Is do not sleep in any place
You need to hold your nose